I was bored. I was tired. And i was sleepy in the bus on the way to work today thanks to the Call of Duty Multiplayer session that I had today morning with the gang. So my hormones along with my testosterones fused together and I was inspired to come up with this blog post.
A little word of caution though, it might offend some people but trust me, this was just created for fun. Here’s how i define women politically:
1. What do you call a women with a sickle in one hand and a hammer in the other?
– A Communist.
2. What do you call a woman who takes charge and tries to be controlling of everything?
– A Fascist.
3. What do you call a woman with a fire cracker in hand?
– A Suicide Bomber (it’s not really a political definition, but i see it a lot in books and writings about politics).
4. What do you call a woman who nags all the time?
5. What do you call a woman with short hair/nearly bald?
– A Revolutionist.
6. What do you call your wife and her family?
7. What do you call and old lady with skimpy revealing clothing?
8. What do you call a woman who wants to have a last say to everything?
9. What do you call a woman with a revealing skimpy dress?
– An “Up” rising.
10. What do you call a woman who emotionally blackmails you?
– A Sabotage.
11. Last but not least, what do you call a mother who’s overly protective of you?
– Adolph Hitler.