Favorite Movie Quotes


These are just some of the memorable quotes from just some of the good memorable movies that I’ve watched lately.


Here we go!


fanboys-poster Fanboys

Linus: Official Episode 1 countdown is six months, 12 days, eight hours and some change.
Windows: I would sell my soul to see that movie right here right now.
Linus: Dude, I would sell my left nut. And I only have the one nut. So you see how serious I am?


Hutch: Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch!


Zoe: Asshole. You have been trying that Jedi mind shit on me since the eighth grade. It doesn’t work.
Hutch: Oh, it works. Tell her, Windows.
Zoe: He’s been geeking out with Rogue Leader all morning. Nothing can tear him away.
[lifts her sweater, exposing her breasts to Windows who is on the Internet on his laptop, not looking up]
Zoe: Ah, I love the feeling of fresh air on my naked breasts.
Hutch: Oh, ho-ho!
Zoe: See that? Man’s immune to sweater yams.
Hutch: What about me? I like sweater yams!



apocalypse now Apocalypse Now


Colonel Kilgore: [Explaining why the helicopters play music during air assaults] We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!


Kurtz: [intercepted radio message] I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream; that’s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor… and surviving.


Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
[suddenly walks off]


children_of_men_poster Children of Men

TV Reporter: The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.

Julian Taylor: Y’know that ringing in your ears? That ‘eeeeeeeeee’? That’s the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it’s gone you’ll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.


Theodore Faron: [about Kee’s name choice for her unborn child] This is the first baby born in 20 years and you want to name it Froley?


Kee: I want to call her Bazouka.
Theodore Faron: Bazouka?
Kee: You don’t like it?
Theodore Faron: I was getting used to Froley.


TheCableGuy The Cable Guy


The Cable Guy: Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don’t think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women. When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.
Steven Kovacs: You’re right. That’s incredibly insightful.
The Cable Guy: I know. It was Jerry Springer’s final thought on Friday’s show.


Chip Douglas: This concludes our broadcast day. Click.


Steven: I have this friend and he gave his cable guy $50 and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that?
Chip Douglas: [Walks slowly towards Steven] You mean illegal cable?
Steven: Um… Yeah.
Chip Douglas: Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.
Steven: Just forget it.
Chip Douglas: You’re offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility!
Steven: No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.
Chip Douglas: [Bursts out laughing] I’m just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy!
[laughs harder]
Chip Douglas: Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I’ll juice ya up.



Chip Douglas: The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You’ll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There’s no end to the possibilities!


kingdom-poster-0 The Kingdom


Ronald Fleury: Which side do you think Allah’s on?
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: We are about to find out!



Ronald Fleury: [refering to the Six Million Dollar Man] That’s my shit.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: [confused] You need bathroom?


[last lines]
Adam Leavitt: Fleury. Tell me what you whispered to Janet, in the briefing, to get her to stop crying about Fran, you know, before all this, before we even got airborne. What’d you say to her?
Aunt: Tell me, what did your grandfather whisper in your ear before he died?
Adam Leavitt: You remember?
Ronald Fleury: I told her we were gonna kill ’em all.
15-Year-Old Grandson: Don’t fear them, my child. We are going to kill them all.



Ronald Fleury: So why’d you get into this, Al Ghazi?
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: Into what?
Ronald Fleury: Being a cop. Why’d you get into being a cop? I mean, with all this violence and chaos, it seems so crazy.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: It’s because of, uh, The Green Beast.
Ronald Fleury: The what?
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: The Green Beast.
Ronald Fleury: What the hell is The Green Beast?
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: It’s a TV show when I was kid. You know, a man who turns green when he’s very angry, he turns green and…
Ronald Fleury: Oh, oh, yeah, The Hulk.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: Yeah, you know. He was killing just bad people because they did wrong


dances_with_wolves Dances With Wolves


Wind In His Hair: We will shoot some arrows into the white man. If he truly has medicine, he will not be hurt. If he has no medicine, he will be dead.


John Dunbar: Dunbar, not Dumb Bear.


Stands With a Fist: [explaining how she got her name] I worked every day… very hard… there was a woman who didn’t like me. She called me bad names… sometimes she beat me. One day she was calling me these bad names, her face in my face, and I hit her. I was not very big, but she fell down. She fell hard and didn’t move. I stood over her with my fist and asked if any other woman wanted to call me bad names… No one bothered me after that day.
John Dunbar: [smiles] I wouldn’t think so.


fun_with_dick_and_jane_ver2 Fun With Dick & Jane


Karen Williams: [Seeing her car smashed] Oh my God, my car! What is wrong with you?
Frank Bascom: [extremely drunk] What’s wrong with me? You’re the one parked in a handicapped space!
Karen Williams: That’s not a handicapped space!
Frank Bascom: It is now!



Dick Harper: We’re all just cavemen, Trying to protect our little patch of land. Well now I’ve got a club, and I’m gonna take what I need.


Dick Harper: [after being punched in the mouth, sound like he is trying to have in American accent] No, I swear, I am an American citizen.
INS Agent: Save it.
[dragging Dick to deportation bus]
Dick Harper: No, call my wife… It’s ringing
Billy Harper: [answers the phone] Hola?



Dick Harper: Billy tell your father he’s a winner.
Billy Harper: Papa es ganador.
Dick Harper: see?
Billy Harper: SI!


LiarLiar Liar Liar


Fletcher: [having farted in an elevator] It was me!


Fletcher: The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!


Max Reede: If I keep making this face… will it get stuck that way?
Fletcher: Uh uh. As a matter of fact, some people make a very good living that way.


Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That’s just something ugly people say.


Busty Woman on Elevator: Everybody’s been real nice.
Fletcher: Well, that’s because you’ve got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze ’em. Mama!
[puckers up]


yes man Yes Man


Norman: You called me Norm!
Carl Allen: Yeah.
Norman: Could that like be my nickname?
Carl Allen: Yeah, I guess.
Norman: Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours.
Carl Allen: Yeah, Carl’s pretty short already but…


Allison: The world’s a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.


Allison: Are you stalking me?
Carl Allen: No, I would never do that.
Carl Allen: Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.



Carl Allen: I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean.


Allison: [singing with her band] Don’t call me past 11 PM, it won’t happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don’t call me at 11 because that’s my rule now.



Yes, yes, I know most of the movies are dominated by the ones Jim Carrey starred in but you got to give that guy credit. His movies are funny and they prove (and make sense) at the same time.


I’m just bumming at home these days watching movies and I’m slowly ticking off movies from this list right here.


I’m lifeless. I know.


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