Sangkaran (or Snow as he affectionately refers to himself) suddenly has a Facebook chat with me. Whenever he chats, his chatting style would have weird characters or symbols. For example; “eh bro… that video was damn boring ler –_-” or “Yo man! Wassupp!” or “Bro, that chic was cute :P” It used to be informal. Very laidback.
But today, suddenly, he became a totally different person. It was asthough someone’s pinching his bottom as he’s typing. Below was the conversation we had moments earlier:
Snow
In Seremban?
Sukhbir
yeah bro
Snow
Tonight on for cod? (Call of Duty – a famous game that can be played as a multiplayer. For more information, please refer your nearest game freak/nerd)
Sukhbir
yeah man!
Snow
Shit
Check out my new video on my profile
Sukhbir
why are u typing so formally bro?
lol okay
Snow
Because I have to start being formal
Sukhbir
the language fail one? <--- I was referring to the video. You can watch it here.)
Snow
Yes that is the one
Sukhbir
errr why? u have a hot secretary as a chic? and so by being formal is the only way to get into her underpants?
saw redy damn funny lol
Snow
First. I am a [GM] in GTH and gms can go like lol or wasup or xD
And we have to be formal
Second I find it more standard and helps a lot because i tend to use short forms when i am writing
Sukhbir
Okay. Why don’t you come on over and suck on my cock?
Standard it seems. <—That’s me being formal on Facebook chat.
Snow
You can suck my shaft!
Sukhbir
just be urself man
no need this formal shit
GM Snowwww should be known as GM Snowwww and not some fake ass punk bitch who wants to be formal
and standard
and wtf is GTH?
and gms?
Snow
Gate to heavens The game i work for.
gms = gamemasters
People who control the game and are looked up to
Sukhbir
so does everyone in gate for heavens or hell speak like u?
or rather, you speak like them?
Snow
Second. I am being formal by myself the other gms are not. I feel it better that way
Sukhbir
the way you’re typing is like writing a book
are u working for Reader’s Digest by any chance? 
okay i should rephrase and be more formal
Are you working for Reader’s Digest by any chance Sir?
Snow
Maybe who knows. In the future i might be writing stuff. Possibilities are endless my friend
Sukhbir
i’ll be the first to read bro, if u do 🙂
Snow
Victor just called
Sukhbir
write a cyber porn story, abt a guy who creates a fembot and fucks the living lights out of her
Snow
He said one of his friend bringing his cousins down and they will be joining us
Sukhbir
he uses mouse and keyboards to make love to her
okay thats good
more Dreads (Dread is Victor’s ingame name in Call of Duty) is all we need lol
Snow
Okay. You do that while i write documentaries
No
Trust me
We will be showing them nightmare <—He’s referring to the game session tonight.
Sukhbir
i thought u wanna write books?
where the heck documentaries came from?
and u cant write documentaries
Snow
I am talking about the gaming session
You ask too many questions.
Sukhbir
formal ppl always get too many questions from informal ppl like us 😛
Snow
Mariah Carey looks very beautiful when she was young <—This is Sangkaran being random again.
Bala just messaged me, he said he should be back by 8.30
Sukhbir
yeah and mammoths are extinct <—me imitating Sangkaran by being random.
great! the more ppl the better
Snow
Tell me about it <—he hasn’t got the clue i was being sarcastic
Sukhbir
you know wat would complete your formalities?
adding a “.” at the back of each sentences.
formal ppl love dots.
for example: “Can you please bend over, so that I can stuff my informal boots down your ass? That way, your butthole would be bigger and more information can be passed through.
Snow is no longer online.
Lol! I hope you were not offended by this note bro. Just enjoy messing with your head. And Bala’s head too. Now i’m starting to miss messing with Anita’s, Geeta’s and Anushka’s heads.
Maybe I’m messed up. Yeah, maybe that could be the possibility.